Cuomo Controversy, Dr. Seuss Cancelled & Antifa Capitol Riot Lies

A new study shows that only 2% of conversations end when both people want them to end, Governor Andrew Cuomo is facing calls to resign after sexual harassment accusations from two former aides, Mitt Romney suffered a fall while playing with his grandkids over the weekend, the director of the FBI testified before the Senate and said there is no evidence that rioters who stormed the Capitol were Antifa in disguise, things seem to be looking up vaccine-wise after President Biden said that all adults will have access to the vaccine by May, a new prank is gaining popularity among Japanese teenagers right now, the Governor of Texas is lifting their statewide mask mandate, Oklahoma is stuck with a warehouse full of hydroxychloroquine that Trump bought, Tucker Carlson is concerned about our Testicles, Dr. Seuss was born 117 years ago today and it was announced that six of his books will no longer be published because of insensitive imagery, and since Americans have been holed up for a year, we decided to take the street to ask people to name any book they could think of.
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Comments

  1. Dan2daman

    Dan2daman9 days ago

    "No eggs or ham"😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  2. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉20 days ago

    美國舞聚会比獅主团重要嗎,??,Way,歪??,歪,??,他们是家族嗎,??,,,??。

  3. Gabriela Martinez

    Gabriela Martinez23 days ago

    Why dont they donate the hidroxy to africa?

  4. J Demo

    J Demo26 days ago

    This is the wrong country for that prank. There will be deaths.

  5. David Osborn

    David Osborn27 days ago

    One gets a month. Another is not given a Moment. David, "Chasing Foxes" Osborn, Shawnee. Good night

  6. Khair Masud

    Khair Masud28 days ago

    Trump tarnished our image around the world ,stupid Republicans

  7. Emily Van Heukelom

    Emily Van Heukelom28 days ago

    Absolutely horrified at how little people read and how ok they are with that. Ugh. You can get high AND read a book!

  8. pjrscge zitbfdr

    pjrscge zitbfdr29 days ago

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  9. Rodrigo Candido

    Rodrigo CandidoMonth ago

    They should just put an warning on the beggining of the books, not stop to pubblish them. It's necessary to children understand, that steriotyps are wrong nowadays. Hide it isn't solve the problem.

  10. Mccool Files

    Mccool FilesMonth ago

    Jimmy kimmel is a white supremacist

  11. Mina mina

    Mina minaMonth ago

    You're not funny.

  12. albert mooney

    albert mooneyMonth ago

    ...thats crazy...

  13. Ravindra Singh

    Ravindra SinghMonth ago

    Jimmy doesn't have to be funny anymore let's be honest the united States of America and it stupid half of the people are the jokes although be it, it is also quite concerning

  14. Sabrina Hodge

    Sabrina HodgeMonth ago

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  15. James Bonde

    James BondeMonth ago

    It's a wonderful thing to know that Kimble is so unimportant that nothing he has said has any value. It unfortunate many find him entertaining.

  16. Jaime Cardenas

    Jaime CardenasMonth ago

    Why trump and the republicans are on rush to get Cuomo out of office?? trump got his chance of being investigating before he got impeach, let the investigation continue till proven guilty, Republicans are trying to remove Cuomo and place a republican governor so they can get trump off the hook and the republicans that are involved in their con dirty activities they know! They are smeared with the same nasty MUD from the SWAMP!!

  17. Meme Sodamnshit

    Meme SodamnshitMonth ago

    Goddamn avoid the media but if this cuomo thing isn’t a distraction for his mandated nursing home deaths. Then what is... we have a pic look!

  18. Ninedaysjane

    NinedaysjaneMonth ago

    Oklahoma is a shithole. I know this because I am stuck there.

  19. Yt Comms3

    Yt Comms3Month ago

    Kids in South ParQ Vaccination Episode stole vaccines.

  20. Mantra 2021

    Mantra 2021Month ago

    You late night guys supported Democrats & got what you all wanted & now your bad Karma is coming to bite you all.

  21. Brandon L

    Brandon LMonth ago

    I used to love this show but ever sinse trump all his jokes are political and not evan funny. You can tell he reads every thing off a prompter its like abc just feeds him every thing to say.

  22. daniel howard

    daniel howardMonth ago

    No its like he cant remember everything. Have you ever noticed your Trump reading a teleprompter. Who is feeding him lines? Nobody He says some of the stupidest things they could only come from him, As far as all political jokes, As far as Trump he gives us so much material .

  23. trmp 4655

    trmp 4655Month ago

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  24. rxz

    rxzMonth ago

    Jimmy ''im gonna cry on live tv'' Kimmel

  25. Theunderwear Hascomeoff

    Theunderwear HascomeoffMonth ago

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  26. Sir Babz

    Sir BabzMonth ago

    Good grief this dude is hard to watch....

  27. Scary Garry SG1

    Scary Garry SG1Month ago

    Hey man, you still hear from Hanx? I am starting to think the gate was not good at all.

  28. Frances Inez

    Frances InezMonth ago

    I don't get the Lake Havasu joke. Can I get a little help here?

  29. Monkey D. Lukas

    Monkey D. LukasMonth ago

    Accually there are evidence of preplaned attack on capitol and Trmup has nothing to do with it but apperantly you forgot to say it Jimmy

  30. fadel fun&games

    fadel fun&gamesMonth ago

    That butt thing was. Already a thing Because people did it in my pe class all the time 3 years ago

  31. ThisTroper

    ThisTroperMonth ago

    It's March and Jimmy is still talking about Trump. Is he going to talk about him till end of year?

  32. Livid Bitterman

    Livid BittermanMonth ago

    @ThisTroper you just keep on thinking that if it helps you to try and forget your pathetic sense of self and all the brainwashing you and your Trump chump buddies underwent. But we will always be here to remind you what tools you were and will always be.

  33. ThisTroper

    ThisTroperMonth ago

    @Livid Bitterman not only is trump living rent free in your heads but you're also licking him? Trump really did scarred you folks for life.

  34. Livid Bitterman

    Livid BittermanMonth ago

    The worst president in history leaves a bad taste in the mouth...

  35. Alin-Ionut Borcan

    Alin-Ionut BorcanMonth ago

    i only came here to dislike your video.

  36. Shadow Walker

    Shadow Walker23 days ago

    Same 😆

  37. Liz Sargent

    Liz SargentMonth ago

    Even the fbi stated that Jan 6th was started by NON-Trump supporters

  38. MrNo Nayme

    MrNo NaymeMonth ago

    For a guy who claims to be smart, your disapproval of Trump while endorsing that train wreck you call Biden says otherwise.

  39. Greg Holloway

    Greg HollowayMonth ago

    I haven't seen kimmel in years till i just stumbled across this clip . So this is late night "comedy" now.? Lack of using his full talent when writing these jokes. I get this show is only for shitting on Trump or anyone that has a difference in a point of view but at least give your narrow minded followers some better thought out jokes instead of low hanging key trigger words and topics that make you guys cream your pants padding yourselves on the back.

  40. Wiikid Blades

    Wiikid BladesMonth ago

    It's March n jimmy still obsessed over Trump?

  41. Timothy O'Brien

    Timothy O'BrienMonth ago

    The weird thing is that Tucker Carlson was quoting a very reputable scientific paper from Europe.

  42. Scott Gore

    Scott GoreMonth ago

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  43. Stephen C

    Stephen CMonth ago

    "Say it louder, Jimmy!"

  44. Sogzzy Man

    Sogzzy ManMonth ago

    Did this man just have the name SAM FISHER

  45. Denton Fender

    Denton FenderMonth ago

    Hydroxychloroquine may not have any effect, but Ivermectin does----If doctors would prescribe Ivermectin---the death rate would substantially lower.

  46. Hoden Krebs

    Hoden KrebsMonth ago

    cuomo, the gold standard of democratic government

  47. Hoden Krebs

    Hoden KrebsMonth ago

    soulless crapvessel

  48. nate b

    nate bMonth ago

    You probably should call to get rid of cupmo since he fondles woman. If that was trump you would have been disgusted

  49. Marshall evergreen

    Marshall evergreenMonth ago

    Toby mack is not a man of God he is a monster just look at Facebook Dawn Needing Marshall to see how he helps GOP officials to attack an innocent mother

  50. Giolójjik

    GiolójjikMonth ago

    This program protects the Elite, if you watch this crap you are participating ....

  51. Julie Raymer

    Julie RaymerMonth ago

    Still putting Trump's name in your mouth. Give it up you suck

  52. Bacardi Doggo

    Bacardi DoggoMonth ago

    Hmmm, poking random strangers in the butt in the most gun crazed country on earth......... I'll grab the popcorn!

  53. Joe Felix

    Joe FelixMonth ago

    Reason why everybody should have a profitable investment running. People need money

  54. Matt Jamison

    Matt JamisonMonth ago

    Tucker's own words: "According to '1' scientist...", in science nothing is worth talking about and definitely not worth presenting as fact, until it has been peer reviewed and/or duplicated. One man saying something is true is not evidence. It's anecdotical evidence. Not real evidence as far as science is concerned. And yet Tucker presents everything he says as fact and the poor people who trust him suffer for it.

  55. Lorena Gívica

    Lorena GívicaMonth ago

    About the Chinese anal swabs and Asian usual prank to friends of poking buttholes: I learnt about this 20 years ago watching movies, so now I find it normal. Also, people are just reaaaaaally really weird: psychological trauma???? Bc of a swab? I mean, if something wrong is happening is not bc of the swab (which by the way is self administered) but bc some other thing.

  56. Bernita Ewing

    Bernita EwingMonth ago

    I still like Cuomo

  57. berlygirl123

    berlygirl123Month ago

    Jimmy Kimmel isn't even funny anymore. He's a millionare elitist.

  58. rain clover

    rain cloverMonth ago

    @V6060 M to trash talk him for his fans to read

  59. chkz z

    chkz zMonth ago

    Everyone agreeing with these ratchet lies is just another sheep.

  60. mgsacto

    mgsactoMonth ago

    Is Kimmel suppose to be funny ?? I made it to 4 minutes and 20 seconds ..

  61. Jaison t

    Jaison tMonth ago

    Testosterone,.........😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  62. Anissa Mercado

    Anissa MercadoMonth ago

    Random because they literally ran ads to find these decrepit imbeciles. Yes. I am sure.

  63. Jimmy Chen

    Jimmy ChenMonth ago

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  64. ra001g

    ra001gMonth ago

    Rioters were dressed as antifa? Do they mean as WWII soldiers? -- the real antifascits.

  65. LOL MyBadBro

    LOL MyBadBroMonth ago

    Wow he's done he's literally standing in front of a crowd of nobody because of obvious health restrictions yes somehow they're still cue cards telling the imaginary audience how to react to what he's saying.

  66. LOL MyBadBro

    LOL MyBadBroMonth ago

    We the general public also found that everything you're saying is a boring story and it's all scripted because you have a bunch of writers and you get paid a ridiculous wage to stand there and spread false narratives to people who can't comprehend what's actually going on

  67. Brandon Hansen

    Brandon HansenMonth ago

    I dont believe the Republicans stormed the Capitol because Republicans wouldn't show up in face paint they would show up with guns

  68. John Barker

    John BarkerMonth ago

    Even with a massive team of writers. This guy isn’t funny.

  69. Mary Lee

    Mary LeeMonth ago

    And now that President Trump is gone they have no one to attack but their own.

  70. Naureen Butt

    Naureen ButtMonth ago

    Oh Jimmy!be nice to Guillermo..all the talk show hosts poke fun at and insult their CO-host..now don’t you start! I really enjoy your show so..just saying

  71. carlos h

    carlos hMonth ago

    Jimmy is never funny , he's the joke.

  72. Morisejko Moriss

    Morisejko MorissMonth ago

    what a brainwashing

  73. Morisejko Moriss

    Morisejko MorissMonth ago

    where are the people is this monologue from basement?

  74. Morisejko Moriss

    Morisejko MorissMonth ago

    I just got stimulus check today , how come biden is not signed on it, is he out of office now?

  75. Gary Gonja

    Gary GonjaMonth ago

    I'm going to take this video and voice over my best Donald Trump impression. It's stupid Jimmy Kimmel in Donald Trump's voice telling Donald Trump jokes

  76. travis graham

    travis grahamMonth ago

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  77. Dan yulicious

    Dan yuliciousMonth ago

    I think saying only 2% of sex ends when you both want it to is a very harmful and triggering thing to say

  78. Oracle Pink medium and psychic Tarot

    Oracle Pink medium and psychic TarotMonth ago

    He's dead at gitmo. Just stop with this horrible cgi job. Breaking news he's a on epsteins flight log .

  79. aquiace

    aquiaceMonth ago

    Why did USloft auto play this crap? This is horrible

  80. Mike Kious

    Mike KiousMonth ago

    Is his audience always this enthusiastic?

  81. Lamb Chop

    Lamb ChopMonth ago

    Cuomo is creepy as hell....

  82. GloryKid_

    GloryKid_Month ago

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  83. Lavatun

    LavatunMonth ago

    To think this guy used to be funny..

  84. H Alonso Marenco

    H Alonso MarencoMonth ago

    We lost Guillermo, guys

  85. Jose Cuervo

    Jose CuervoMonth ago

    On the plus side, it'll die. :-)

  86. C Larice Tayag

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  87. Jilly Bean

    Jilly BeanMonth ago

    Why dont you joke about Bidens border BS? Cuz its NOT FKN FUNNY!!

  88. Modulo Algoritmo

    Modulo AlgoritmoMonth ago

    Saint DJT, is almost as saintly as Maduro, in Venezuela.

  89. Shelley Noling

    Shelley NolingMonth ago

    Too bad you aren't funny....

  90. Steve Wollam

    Steve WollamMonth ago

    My wife and I didn't 'get' the Instant Pot joke since we really like ours.

  91. Olayinka Oluseyi Akinola Johnson

    Olayinka Oluseyi Akinola JohnsonMonth ago

    I love Guillermo laughter.

  92. BlackPiano

    BlackPianoMonth ago

    The “name a book” segment shows EXACTLY how and why Donald Trump became President! 🤦🏽‍♀️

  93. Trisha Ann

    Trisha AnnMonth ago

    Before Trump ran for president I had no idea how many truly stupid people are out there. And you're absolutely right btw. It's scary.

  94. BlackPiano

    BlackPianoMonth ago

    I find it absolutely astonishing that every time a political enemy attacks the other they also manage to find a bunch of women that NOW feel wronged or victimized. Please don’t attack me. I’m just expressing a concern many have. I’m not saying that there is no way there is truth to these stories. Just saying that they really shouldn’t bother being surprised or fake outraged if people don’t take to the streets immediately in their defense after they waited so long before saying something. I also don’t see HOW on Earth they think that coming forward among politicians attacking the same guy is not going to make their accusations against him seem even more sus. It’s just...😞

  95. Bernita Ewing

    Bernita EwingMonth ago

    Yeap

  96. KazaaModo

    KazaaModoMonth ago

    Hey Jimmy, who makes your suits?

  97. KiriG68

    KiriG68Month ago

    "kancho" in Japanese means "enema". Talking about disgusting

  98. michael compton

    michael comptonMonth ago

    Why aren’t we talk about the nursing home scandal?!?! That is a million times more important than a couple of girls who probably asked for it

  99. Darrell May

    Darrell MayMonth ago

    Can You name a Book?,, Ahhh,,,, America is screwed!

  100. Darrell May

    Darrell MayMonth ago

    Someone should tell Cuomo that Sex only happens when two people agree!,, ✨

  101. Neander Thal

    Neander ThalMonth ago

    Remember when late-night shows were funny? It's been a long, long time.

  102. Canales Eason

    Canales EasonMonth ago

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  103. Charley Folkes

    Charley FolkesMonth ago

    Poor Jimmy .. does he remember when he stopped being funny or do people still tell him he’s funny?

  104. Dylan Salinas

    Dylan SalinasMonth ago

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  105. Santos Gil

    Santos GilMonth ago

    100% of people who find this funny are r-worded

  106. Rod 5055

    Rod 5055Month ago

    I agree brother !

  107. Joe

    JoeMonth ago

    actually I googled the comment on hydrocychloroquime and it's was actually on the list of drugs that could be used and the study did show it actually reduced hospitalizations as well as deaths by reducing severity of the conditions. So you are wrong, google it your self, doctors are allowed to use it as a choice now when it was not recommend before. Just clearing up the comment he made and please do the research yourself don't take my word for it, its best to do the search your self and them you know the facts instead of taking his word or mine. So that big pause for effect for saying he was wrong is hilarious after doing the research my self.

  108. Patti London

    Patti LondonMonth ago

    Censorship is evil so is brainwashing the public with lies.

  109. Seeking Excellence

    Seeking ExcellenceMonth ago

    Had this man made jokes about the covid deaths scandal?

  110. Chrystal609

    Chrystal609Month ago

    I love the way Jimmy asks Guiermo to do things that make him uncomfortable